Oral Hygiene

Even more amazing than how white it makes my teeth is that this electric toothbrush recharges without exposed metal at the charger port. Recharging is accomplished plastic-on-plastic, a great feature for an appliance used in the bathroom.

Immediately upon getting up, a modern gentleman brushes his teeth with an electric toothbrush.

His Oral-B Spinbrush thoroughly cleans his teeth and protects his gums from rough treatment.

Mustaches

I currently sport the "modified lampshade," which I also call the "big Little Richard" or "G. Thomson Caddingham."

A well-groomed mustache instantly ages a modern gentleman by about four years — which is not insignificant when he is baby-faced.

It also gives him an aura of mystery. Women who meet a mustachioed modern gentleman wonder: Will he sweep me off my feet or steal my purse?