The Apex of Cuisine: When Too Far Isn’t Far Enough

Pizza Hut, what will you think of next?

You Monsters Are People.

Roughly every half century, humanity takes a giant leap forward.  The industrial revolution created the modern age of progress and spurred technological advancements.  Fifty years later, we detonated the atomic bomb and man left the safety of our planet for outer space.  Then, in 1995, Pizza Hut invented stuffed crust pizza and changed the world forever.  While the standard course of history should have caused Pizza Hut to yield the next great technological achievement to another, fate simply wouldn’t allow it.  If you’re not sitting down already, I strongly recommend that you take a seat or convince someone to catch you after you faint.  Seriously, do not read another sentence until you are fully prepared to have every emotion simultaneously and uncontrollably erupt out of your body.

Last week, Pizza Hut released a pizza that has hotdog stuffed right into the crust.  Already offering crusts stuffed with cheese or hotdog…

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