Modern Gentlemen …

… give honest appraisals of situations — whether drunk or sober.

Sober modern gentlemen give helpful, if qualified, advice.

While intoxicated, modern gentlemen dispense advice that lacks clarity but remains logically consistent. If the intoxicant is gin, modern gentlemen’s advice is typically unsolicited and shared between dance moves.

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