Axe Shower Gel
After my parents visited my house, I found an unopened bottle of Axe Shower Gel in my bathroom.
My mother said it was on sale, but I also suspect she thinks I’m more apt to find a wife if I were less retiring and bookish and more, well, like the kind of juiceheaded libertine who uses Axe products.
Despite my annoyance, it didn’t want it to go to waste. I used it. And I rather enjoyed the experience.
It’s a good product that smells nothing like the aerosol colognes so popular among boys at my junior high school.