Lines in the Sand

A modern gentleman has developed a few hard-and-fast criteria.

I recommend laundromats to any who haven't been because all manner of society — washed and unwashed — have at some point passed through their doors.

For example : A pair of his underwear falls on the floor of a laundromat when he’s transferring a load between the washer and dryer. He is embarrassed to pick them up because the nearby employee will know they’re his.

If a modern gentleman is self-conscious that his underwear are little more than holes connected by an elastic strap, it’s time to buy new pairs.

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