1. the majority of my traffic comes from a single mention of Joel Osteen (a fleeting expletive) months ago;
2. the novelty has worn off and I cannot justify expending such energy on something I no longer enjoy;
3. I realize that with all the improvements I require, I am hardly the person to dispense advice;
4. the previous three reasons have merged into an unholy agglomeration that nags my very soul,
this is my last post.
I am not gone from the Internet forever; I will certainly start another project in future. For now though, this is just too much fucking work: Improving himself is task enough for the modern gentleman without also offering guidance to others who care not to heed it.
I have not any answers, for myself nor anyone else.